So this happened … I joined OkCupid a few weeks ago. I was chatting with my sister about it, and she said online dating can be a huge time suck because it’s almost like searching for a job. “At least I knew that I’d get a free dinner out of it, oh wait? I’m not sure how that works with the gays?”

Typically, if I am the one to ask you out, then I will want to pick you up along with the tab. Chivalrous by nature, I enjoy the romancing.

Destiny said she was proud of me for joining, “The worst thing that can happen is you’ll get your heart broken, and then you’ll get over it. You always do. You are one in a million and any woman would be so, so lucky to be with you. You just have to be patient, and you’ll find your one in a million, she is out there.”